grant said: HAGFISH PARTY WITH TEA AND SCONES
Lampreys can be trained to do your bidding. This from Neoplatonic philosopher Porphyry:
"It is also narrated, that some dumb animals obey their masters with more readiness than any domestic servants. Hence, a lamprey was so accustomed to the Roman Crassus, as to come to him when he called it by its name; on which account Crassus was so affectionately disposed towards it, that he exeedingly lamented its death, though, prior to this, he had bourne the loss of three of his children with moderation."
Imagine, your own fleet of attack lamprey.
Mordant Carnival said: iamus: WHYYYYYYYYYY
This would appear to be a good opportunity to shamelessly promote the resident house band.
Slime made of protein? All I can think of is, hey, that sounds like it would work beautifully for burn victims. It's probably cool, viscous/rubbery, and could protect open wounds. Does anyone here know if it has medicinal properties? If it had antisceptic attributes it would be awesome!
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